Saturday, February 26, 2011

Don't Love You No More


For all the years that I've known you baby
I can't figure out the reason why lately you've been acting so cold
(didn't you say)
If there's a problem we should work it out
So why you giving me the cold shoulder now
Like you don't even wanna talk to me girl
(tell me)
OK I know I was late again
I made you mad and dinners thrown in (the bin)
But why are you making this thing drag on so long
(I wanna know)
I'm sick and tired of this silly game
(silly games)
Don't think that I'm the only one here to blame
It's not me here who's been going round slamming doors
That's when you turned and said to me
I don't care babe who's right or wrong
I just don't love you no more.

[CHORUS]
Rain outside my window pouring down
What now, your gone, my fault, I'm sorry
Feeling like a fool cause I let you down
Now it's, too late, to turn it around
I'm sorry for the tears I made you cry
I guess this time it really is goodbye
You made it clear when you said
I just don't love you no more

[VERSE 2]
I know that I made a few mistakes
But never thought that things would turn out this way
Cause I'm missing something now that your gone
(I see it all so clearly)
Me at the door with you in a state
(in a state)
Giving my reasons but as you look away
I can see a tear roll down your face
That's when you turned and said to me
I don't care babe who's right or wrong
I just don't love you no more.

[CHORUS]
Rain outside my window pouring down
What now, your gone, my fault, I'm sorry
Feeling like a fool cause I let you down
Now it's, too late, to turn it around
I'm sorry for the tears I made you cry
I guess this time it really is goodbye
You made it clear when you said
I just don't love you no more

[BRIDGE]
Those simple words hit so hard
They turned my whole world upside down
Girl, you caught me completely off guard
On that night you said to me
I just don't love you no more

[CHORUS 2X]
Rain outside my window pouring down
What now, your gone, my fault, I'm sorry
Feeling like a fool cause I let you down
Now it's, too late, to turn it around
I'm sorry for the tears I made you cry
I guess this time it really is goodbye
You made it clear when you said
I just don't love you no more

Friday, February 25, 2011

一封令人拍案叫絕的回覆信。

一個年輕漂亮的美國女孩在美國一家大型網上論壇金融版上發表了這樣一個問題帖︰我怎樣才能嫁給有錢人?

我下面要說的都是心裡話。本人25歲,非常漂亮,是那種讓人驚艷的漂亮,談吐文雅,有品位,想嫁給年薪 50 萬美元的人。

你也許會說我貪心,但在紐約年薪100 萬才算是中產,本人的要求其實不高。這個版上有沒有年薪超過 50 萬的人?你們都結婚
了嗎?我想請教各位一個問題 -- 怎樣才能嫁給你們這樣的有錢人?

我約會過的人中,最有錢的年薪 25 萬,這似乎是我的上限。要住進紐約中心公園以西的高尚住宅區,年薪 25 萬遠遠不夠。我是來誠心誠意請教的。有幾個具體的問題︰

一、有錢的單身漢一般都在哪裡消磨時光?(請列出酒吧、飯店、健身房的名字和詳細地址。)

二、我應該把目標定在哪個年齡段?

三、為什麼有些富豪的妻子看起來相貌平平?我見過有些女孩,長相如同白開水,毫無吸引人的地方,但她們卻能嫁入豪門。而單身酒吧裡那些迷死人的美女卻運氣不佳。

四、你們怎麼決定誰能做妻子,誰只能做女朋友?(我現在的目標是結婚。)

波爾斯女士 --

下面是一個華爾街金融家的回帖︰

親愛的波爾斯︰我懷著極大的興趣看完了貴帖,相信不少女士也有跟你類似的疑問。

讓我以一個投資專家的身份,對你的處境做一分析。我年薪超過 50 萬,符合你的擇偶標準,所以請相信我並不是在浪費大家的時間。

從生意人的角度來看,跟你結婚是個糟糕的經營決策,道理再明白不過,請聽我解釋。拋開細枝末節,你所說的其實是一筆簡單的“財”“貌”交易︰甲方提供述人的外表,乙方出錢,公平交易,童叟無欺。但是,這裡有個致命的問題,你的美貌會消逝,但我的錢卻不會無緣無故減少。

事實上,我的收入很可能會逐年遞增.而你不可能一年比一年漂亮。因此,從經濟學的角度講,我是增值資產,你是貶值資產,不但貶值,而且是加速貶值!你現在 25 歲,在未來的五年裡,你仍可以保持窈窕的身段,俏麗的容貌,雖然每年略有退步。但美貌消逝的速度會越來越快,如果它是你僅有的資產,十年以後你的價值甚憂。

用華爾街術語說,每筆交易都有一個倉位,跟你交往屬於「交易倉位\(TradingPosition)」,一旦價值下跌就要立即拋售,而不宜長期持有 -- 也就是你想要的婚姻。聽起來很殘忍,但對一件會加速貶值的物資,明智的選擇是租賃,而不是購入。

年薪能超過 50 萬的人,當然都不是傻瓜,因此我們只會跟你交往,但不會跟你結婚。所以我勸你不要苦苦尋找嫁給有錢人的秘方。順便說一句,你倒可以想辦法把自己變成年薪 50 萬的人,這比踫到一個有錢的傻瓜的勝算要大。

希望我的回帖能對你有幫助。如果你對“租賃”感興趣,請跟我聯系。